I’ve been watching you pace in the front room for the past hour. Come tell me what is troubling you. Oh dear, you took one of your fathers little blue pills? You are way too young to take those. You have a hot date and wanted to make sure you could perform all night? How horrible that she cancelled and now you are stuck with perpetual wood. We have to figure out how to get rid of that troublesome boner before you wind up in the ER. Come closer and let me help you out of a potentially bad situation.
